A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You dont lie about slip and slides
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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