im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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