so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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