im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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