i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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