You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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