I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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