oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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