so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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