How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
ok first of all what the fuck
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