just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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