youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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