thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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