yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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