Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just pee around me
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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