doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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