My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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