I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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