As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize