planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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