i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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