I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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