Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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