Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
