Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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