My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Randomize
