I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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