I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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