Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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