is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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