i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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