the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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