We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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