she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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