Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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