walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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