There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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