I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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