Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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