New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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