So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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