Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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