For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he fucked my hip out of place.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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