Cold hands, warm shart.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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