I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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