I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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