The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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