I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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