You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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