I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
This is my gift to your gina
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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