Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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