I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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