Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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