It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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